GLENEAGLE HOTEL, KILLARNEY, CO KERRY, IRELAND.

Would some people be dumb enough to hire lifeguards who can't swim?

Morons employed as lifeguards can cost lives.

It’s dreadful that a five-year-old child could, in this day and age, drown in a hotel swimming pool at 11.30am. That a tragedy like this could occur in what you'd expect to be a modern and well run hotel is alarming.

And what's more alarming is that the Irish authorities haven't investigated what went wrong with this hotel's Health and Safety obligations. 

A similar tragedy occurred in politically unstable Egypt and the authorities there instigated an immediate investigation into its causes, and took measures that it shouldn't happen again.

In Ireland holding such investigations impedes on their leisure time. And besides, they believe, that it's better to sweep such events under the carpet as quickly as possible because too much bad publicity will harm their holiday industry. But after all, this is the country where a paedophile could get his trial quashed on a manufactured technicality; and where an entire parish turned out to commiserate with the convicted rapist of a young mother.

This raises some serious questions:

1. How could a 5-year-old drown in this hotel’s swimming pool at midday?
2. Was there not a life-guard on duty?
3. What sort of management has this Oirish Hotel got?

Judging by the complete and utter mongrels that I have encountered staffing and running businesses in south-west Ireland I surmise answers as follows:

1. He drowned, most likely, because of backward and incompetent management.
2. There probably was a life-guard on duty, but an idiotic and witless one.
3. Most likely slack-jawed inbred shameless mongrels.

The backward arseholes that I encountered in a swimming pool in the nearby City of Cork (LeisureWorld, Bishopstown, Cork City) leaves me no option but to assume that the people who manage the Gleneagle Hotel are no different.

And why should they be? They inbreed in the same way that the mongrels in Cork city do. Breeding with cousins and half-siblings replicates already prominent defects; the biggest faults these rural Oirish have is mental – south-west Oireland is overflowing with stupidity and insanity.

The chap I saw in LeisureWorld, Cork city was almost certainly a paedophile. He was a disgusting slack-jawed bastard who strutted around staring aggressively at other people’s crotches. Protecting his stalking ground like a wild animal would, and trying to figure out who might be a threat.

If a child had been in difficulties this backward piece-of-shit wouldn’t have noticed and, even if he did, the witless inbred moron wouldn’t have been capable of doing anything. Instead his main occupation there was leering and salivating at young children in their swimsuits.

I informed LeisureWorld’s management about this filth-bag but they didn’t give a damn. The disgusting people in south-west Ireland are not just backward and idiotic, they're also shameless to a degree that would embarrass apes – from what I know of Cork/Kerry I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a promotion and a pay-rise.

If you want to keep your family safe on holiday then go somewhere where amenities will be properly managed. And avoid places with inbred populations who are steeped in backwardness, moronism, imbecility and stupidity – places where paedophiles can get jobs guarding children’s swimming pools.