Damien Bourke ((ex)Sony Ireland), Cork, Ireland

Sony Ireland employee, Damien Bourke, registers complainer on hardcore pornography website ...

Damien Bourke, Sony Ireland general manager until 2012.

Damien Bourke, whom I exchanged emails with a few years ago while he worked for Sony Ireland, is an excellent example of Ireland’s grade-inflation. This man who’s originally from county Cork showed himself, over the course of a week, to be an arsehole of gigantic proportions.

Prior to Bourke and I reciprocating emails I had visited a Sony outlet at 76 Patrick St, Cork City in search of an electrical product. Typically for Cork’s inbred populace the moment I stepped across this premises’ threshold an idiotic sales assistant raced towards me and proceeded to inspect me from head to toe.

As the arsehole neared me he first fixed his eyes on my footwear and then worked upwards to take in my trousers and upper body apparel, and finished by giving my face, head and hair a good scanning. While he was at this act of Neanderthalism an open mouthed slackjawed colleague of his stood staring a few metres away; it was as if he was purposely being given a lesson on how to scrutinise someone.

This sales assistant was a fucking moron who’d give you nausea if you saw him the opposite side of a 6-lane motorway – can you imagine actually buying anything from an arsehole like this? He's a type of mongrel that's ubiquitous in south-west Ireland and when you enter a business premises in Cork it's what you expect. Being well used to this kind of moronic and witless antic I simply told him what I thought of him, and the imbecilic couple who conceived and birthed him, and then left.

Damien Bourkes’ Linkedin profile: Sony Ireland and him parted company in 2012.

It’s a waste of time letting Irish management know of this type of atrocious behaviour so instead I sent an email to a number of Sony’s Irish outlets1 describing what morons their staff in Cork were and sarcastically enquiring if it was Sony policy to inspect customers attire.

And, not surprisingly, one of Sony's stupid Irish staff, Damien Bourke, decided to make a smart-arsed response. Bourke's (damien.bourke@sonycentre.ie) communication firstly alleged that Cork people weren’t morons and that he knew this because he was from this area. He then attempted to ridicule me and I’m still unsure if he was pretending not to understand some of my email or if he actually has issues with reading English.

I goaded him back, making reference to how he seemingly couldn’t understand the Queen’s English and suggesting that perhaps he engage an interpreter. After an exchange of about half-a-dozen emails I had easily, and very clearly, got the better of this arsehole. But Bourke wasn't finished yet with showing himself to be a complete and utter idiot; his last fatuous and insane act was to fraudulently use my name and email address to open an account on a hardcore pornographic website2 – what can be said about a stupid inbred moronic Irish cunt who'd do an act as stupid as this?

Damien Bourke’s last, sad and fatuous, email to me. Is he a sad bastard, or what?

Bourke, true to form, had been too stupid to realise that numerous others had been copied into my original email and subsequently thought he was the only person to receive it. The ignoramus thought that it was just him and I who were involved in the conservation (typical Cork stupidity).

I thus enjoyed forwarding Bourke’s series of emails to other Sony outlets around Ireland, as well as to numerous Sony email addresses around the world. When the mentally slow Bourke realised what was happening he sent me one last email which read: “I love you Geraldine Fagin”. There'd be no point in even wondering what this was supposed to mean as Irish arseholes like Damien Bourke generally respond, even in normal circumstances, by blurting out the first fatuous thought that enters their thick heads.

Shortly thereafter Sony Ireland removed from their website all their Irish employee's email facilities and the outlet in Patrick St, Cork was closed for refurbishment. When it reopened it not only had a new coat of paint but also a new crew of salespeople. I often wondered if this new staff had dispensed with the military type inspections; if Sony had somehow, against all odds, managed to find non-idiotic Cork natives to staff their Patrick St outlet.

It’s sad to say that an international company like Sony had to remove their, supposedly well educated, Irish employees’ email facilities from their website. That these arseholes, led by Damien Bourke, couldn’t be trusted to behave themselves while communicating on Sony’s behalf.

_________________________ 1These are the addresses I sent the orignal email too: damien.bourke@sonycentre.ie; ballsbridge@sonycentre.ie; liffeyvalley@sonycentre.ie; dundrum@sonycentre.ie; swords@sonycentre.ie; drogheda@sonycentre.ie; blanchardston@sonycentre.ie.

2We have the IP address, and all other relevant data, that Damien Bourke used to register my email address and name on this site and we’ll be glad to hear if he has anything to say in his defence.