Martin Ryan: Manager - Retail Network, An Post, Ireland.

Ryan probably brought it home and gave his slack-jawed wife a look ...

Martin Ryan, who's a cowardly inbred Irish moron, would have felt really proud while dictating this sneering diatribe to his grade-inflated secretary. In it he lets us know why the Irish have always been ridiculed as losers and why they've always been in penury.

Post Office where you'll find there's no-end to mongrelism.

Above is a verbatim copy of Martin Ryan’s response to a complaint An Post (Irish postal service) received about an employee. The chap complained about is a male in his late-twenties or early-thirties and works in a sub-post office in North Main St, Cork City, Ireland.  

This Irish postal worker is severely mentally handicapped, i.e., special needs in the superlative sense; as mad as a fucking March hare; lunatic as a monkey who’s missing their frontal lobe. There’s no if’s-or-but’s regarding this person’s madness: if you saw him across a rain-lashed street it would be immediately apparent that he’s nuts. And not nuts in the harmless sense, but nuts in a way that would coerce you not to cross said street.

An example of this moron’s antics and the reason why Mrs Whelan gave him a job:

One evening he blustered into an Internet Cafe in Cork city with all the finesse of a bull in a china shop. The manager (who was east European) upon seeing this moron immediately dashed from his station and ordered him to “get out” – seems Mr Postal Moron had caused trouble here a few times before. The postal worker replied to this by arrogantly asking the manager: “do you know who I am”. The manager (fair dues to him) didn’t deign to answer this fatuous question; instead he – decorating this second request with choice expletives – again told him to leave.

Mr Postal Moron then became aggressive and it was only when other customers told him to “fuck-off” that he slunk away. He then proceeded to fight and argue with pedestrians on the public footway just outside the cafe’s door.

Prior to getting a job with An Post this stupid Irish postal worker would probably have had an inkling that he was mentally subnormal. He’d have subconsciously been aware that he was facing a life of street-sweeping or toilet cleaning – and that’s as far as he would have progressed in any half-normal society.

Then to his amazement this mongrel Irish postmistress (Mrs Whelan) gives him a job. This to him is like winning a lottery jackpot and, like a lot of village idiots, he immediately associated this position with power – if you want to see a fool show their true colours just convince them that they’re highly intelligent. He then proceeded to display his authority to customers of An Post and people in general around Cork city – I do often wonder how many beatings this arsehole has got so far in Cork?

A sickening aspect to this Irish mongrelism is the fact he was hired by Mrs Whelan for just two reasons, neither of which has anything to do with competence. Firstly, inbred Mrs Whelan would have been attracted by his coarseness – birds of a feather always flock together. And secondly, she wanted someone to be abusive on her behalf, as she had gotten scared to do any bullying herself. She had until recently enjoyed throwing her own weight around from behind the post office’s security screen but had encountered someone who wouldn’t tolerate it.

This person approached Whelan on the street one morning, as she was about to open her post office, and made it very clear that he’d not be taking any abuse from her. The inbred Irish bitch was so stupid that she hadn’t figured on bumping into someone she had been abusive towards outside of the post office and without the protection of the safety screen – this level of utter stupidity is very common in south-west Ireland. Typically of Irish bullies Mrs Whelan is an invertebrate coward and scurried away from her admonisher with urine running down the inside of her legs.

In her idiocy Mrs Whelan attempted to overcome the problem of being accosted by pissed-off people seeking revenge by hiring a half-wit who’d do the bullying on her behalf; thus, like the typical inbred Cork cunt, she could sit back in her post office and watch like a coward as her moronic employee dished out abuse on her behalf.  

Martin Ryan’s reply is in keeping with above described Irish mongrelism. Absolutely in correlation with the historical reputation the Irish have for stupidity and retardation. Ryan tries to be a smart-ass by stating: “conducted themselves in a manner which is above reproach in the circumstances”.

He would'n have mentioned this if the staff’s conduct hadn't been out of the ordinary. You see, Martin Ryan (mongrel Paddy that he is) simply wanted to sneer at the complainant and, in his cowardly way, tell him to fuck-off – so typical of the loser Irish. If he (as he says he did) reviewed CCTV coverage on the transaction in question he’d have seen clearly that this idiotic postal worker wasn't only abusive, but that he was a 24/7 moron who has a serious mental dysfunctionality.

But the backward Mr Ryan wouldn't have any interest in reining-in his moronic Irish staff: on the contrary, he’d have been delighted with the chance to send, what he’d consider to be, a very cerebral and wickedly funny response. No doubt he’d have shared this with his Paddy cronies in An Post, and brought it home to give his slutty Irish wife a look.

Carrying on like this will of course do Ryan and his tarty wife no harm if he’s employed for life by An Post. Or if he can find employment with another Irish company if An Post should terminate his contract.

On the other hand, if Martin Ryan ever seeks a position with a foreign company then his mongrelism could well come back to haunt him. Whereas Mr Ryan, his wife and colleagues would find this type of reply hilariously funny non-Irish people would view it as the work of a moronic halfwit.

When Irish arseholes like Martin Ryan apply for positions in American or European companies they’ll find that they will be checked out. These employers will enter applicants names in search engines and the SERP'S will bring to light articles – such as this blog – which describe their atrocious mongrelism. But Martin Ryan, at the moment, wouldn't worry about that because, after all, he is a backward inbred Irish bastard.

An example An Post’s general mongrelism and stupidity:

Three Irish postal workers sued An Post for trauma they suffered due to bullying. The Irish courts (surprise, surprise1) found in their favour and awarded them €50,000.

And how did An Post ensure this bully wouldn’t torment and harass anymore of their employees, and cost them another giant payout? You would naturally expect the answer to be: the bully lost his job and  went away with an atrociously bad reference.

Well you’d be wrong, fucking completely wrong: The backward Paddies let him keep his job at An Post. They never even reprimanded him – you're forgiven if at this stage you think I’m talking about Mugabe’s Zimbabwe.

Believe it or not: he’s ascertained by the courts as a slack-jawed bully and cost his employers (the Irish taxpayers2) €50,000. And the backward bastards let him keep his job – acts like this is why some people get upset when the Irish are compared to monkeys. Monkeys could not be a stupid as this.

_______________ 1The paddies generally don’t like admitting anything that shows them in a bad light. Cases of bullying in State bodies will usually be denied by all-and-sundry because it goes against the Irish fantasy of being an elite and very cerebral people.

2Of course it didn’t really cost the paddy-taxpayer anything. It’s the German taxpayers who foot bills like this – bigger fools them.