Ian Spillane's Twitter Debauchery.

Some of the distressing comments that were posted online by Ian Spillane:
  1. thinks my cyberstalker probably just fancies the hell out of me and wants my attention. Whadya think? Or should we get the Gardaí again?about 3 hours ago via web
  2. is outed: "A QUEER i.e. a freak bred of a freak, whom nature attracts to it's own sex in order that the line dies out. How wonderful." True!
  3. got a lovely phone call from a very excited little girl who we were convinced was as thick as a ditch - lovely, but thick. Seems not. 9:54 AM Aug 18th via web
  4. really hopes women support the boycott of the Catholic church on September 26th - about time this ridiculous insult to women is removed.
  5. just saw the beautiful Mario in the supermarket and yes he still gets my absolute attention.
  6. wasn't actually struck by the traditional smell of "wet knacker" while visiting camp-hiace. Does this mean I smell like pure traveller now?
  7. thinks Pakistan can take a running jump looking for money when it spends $7.8 billion on a nuclear military with a first-strike policy.
  8. is heading out. Time for my favourite hobby: admiring men in the aisles of B&Q. Nothing like a man studying power tools.
  9. notes President has signed the Civil Partnership Bill into law. I'd say "hurray" - but my ex is off looking for "fuck buddies" on the net.
  10. It probably means he's a lying cheating cunt and being late is just one more thing that's wrong with him. I need to lie down.
  11. gasps! Just saw the infamous objector Senator Ronán Mullen on Oireachtas Report. He is so fucking gay! Can't be the first person to notice.
  12. reports a miracle. RTÉ say that Enda "does the pole up me hole look big in this" Kenny is going to be "live" on the 9 News next. He's alive?
  13. notes President has signed the Civil Partnership Bill into law. I'd say "hurray" - but my ex is off looking for "fuck buddies" on the net.
  14. needs to poo; but isn't this a terribly inconvenient time for a poo, midnight?
  15. is hiding in the loo. Although in this place they'd nearly come in just to try to be my friend.
  16. explores ways to torment. Seems maths works on maths teachers. For careworkers: "f-off you self-obsessed moron. And you have a small dick".
  17. is about to make coffee and hope that some dopey Columbian accidentally dropped some cocaine into the mix.

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