Some of the distressing comments that were posted online by Ian Spillane:
- thinks my cyberstalker probably just fancies the hell out of me and wants my attention. Whadya think? Or should we get the Gardaí again?about 3 hours ago via web
- is outed: "A QUEER i.e. a freak bred of a freak, whom nature attracts to it's own sex in order that the line dies out. How wonderful." True!
- got a lovely phone call from a very excited little girl who we were convinced was as thick as a ditch - lovely, but thick. Seems not. 9:54 AM Aug 18th via web
- really hopes women support the boycott of the Catholic church on September 26th - about time this ridiculous insult to women is removed.
- just saw the beautiful Mario in the supermarket and yes he still gets my absolute attention.
- wasn't actually struck by the traditional smell of "wet knacker" while visiting camp-hiace. Does this mean I smell like pure traveller now?
- thinks Pakistan can take a running jump looking for money when it spends $7.8 billion on a nuclear military with a first-strike policy.
- is heading out. Time for my favourite hobby: admiring men in the aisles of B&Q. Nothing like a man studying power tools.
- notes President has signed the Civil Partnership Bill into law. I'd say "hurray" - but my ex is off looking for "fuck buddies" on the net.
- It probably means he's a lying cheating cunt and being late is just one more thing that's wrong with him. I need to lie down.
- gasps! Just saw the infamous objector Senator Ronán Mullen on Oireachtas Report. He is so fucking gay! Can't be the first person to notice.
- reports a miracle. RTÉ say that Enda "does the pole up me hole look big in this" Kenny is going to be "live" on the 9 News next. He's alive?
- notes President has signed the Civil Partnership Bill into law. I'd say "hurray" - but my ex is off looking for "fuck buddies" on the net.
- needs to poo; but isn't this a terribly inconvenient time for a poo, midnight?
- is hiding in the loo. Although in this place they'd nearly come in just to try to be my friend.
- explores ways to torment. Seems maths works on maths teachers. For careworkers: "f-off you self-obsessed moron. And you have a small dick".
- is about to make coffee and hope that some dopey Columbian accidentally dropped some cocaine into the mix.
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