Garda KoalaBear: An Garda Síochána, Cork City, Ireland

Irish detective trolls online in attempt to threaten and intimidate the more than ethical Blackdwarf and his Little-Helper

Are these two cerebral looking Oirish Garda waiting for Blackdwarf to leave tracks in the snow? Could they perhaps be girlfriend or wife (or both) Mr KoalaBear ?

We are amused by your moronic comments and threats Mr. Garda KoalaBear.

As we’re aware of quite a few backward Paddy Garda (Irish police) around Cork City we wonder if you will inform us as to exactly which one you are.

1. Perhaps you’re the mentally retarded one who was to be found cycling around Cork City during the summer of 2011.
   
   This chap had the mentality of a slow 8-year old; one antic of his was to park his bicycle lengthways across a city footpath and stand talking to his dwarf-like obese Garda colleague, while displaying a gombeen type arrogance.
   
   Pedestrians needing to pass on the footpath either had to squeeze through the 10 inch space between the bicycle and inner wall or else step onto the street.
   
   This is exactly what you’d expect a retarded 8-year-old child to do having just got his first bike for Xmas. This young imbecilic Garda also liked to wink in a smart-assed manner at pedestrians.
   
   Does this Garda have anything to say about the smart-assed wink he directed to a man on the bridge near Anglesea Street at 11:30am one morning?
   
   An intelligent sort of bloke, is he not, could this be you?
   
   

2. 

   
   

   Morons build airport in clouds.
   
   Inbreeding seems a way of life.
   
   Disgusting hotel management.
   
   Fatuous educational officials.

   Snarling Irish nurses.
   
   Paddies tell Israel how it’s done
   
   Solicitor’s insane receptionist.

   Then you might be the inbred backward bitch who, complete with Garda uniform, screamed at the driver of an illegally parked vehicle on Patrick St a short time earlier.
   
   This paddy-bitch screamed the question ‘have you got issues’ at the driver because he seemingly didn’t move his car quickly enough.
   
   And I mean screamed literally because she could be heard from 50 metres away.
   
   Might you be this rat-faced inbred Oirish bitch who has all the intelligence of a gibbon?
   
3. Or could you be the fat female Garda yob (again in Cork City) who got upset because someone reported a couple of yobs who were throwing eggs.
   
   She actually got aggressive with the person who reported the incident, and snarled at him in an infantile manner.
   
   She answered his report by snarling ‘yeah, yeah, yeah’ in the way a moron does when told or asked something that they consider irritating.
   
   Was this fat Oirish Garda too lazy or cowardly to get out of the patrol car to deal with the egg throwers?
   
   Are you this fat slackjawed Oirish bitch?
   
4. Maybe you’re Garda Foley from Anglesea St. This backward unintelligent paddy-bitch refused to charge four thugs who attacked someone at 9:30pm in a Cork City chip shop.
   
   Did she refuse to take action against the attackers because the man they attacked had been publicly critical about the astonishing backwardness and stupidity that’s to be found in south west Ireland?
   
   And would there have been any point in having made a complaint about this moron’s laziness and incompetence?
   
   The answer to that is no, as basically you’d be complaining about one slackjawed Paddy bitch to cunts that wouldn’t be a whole lot better.
   
   Does this moron's profile fit you Mr KoalaBear?
   
5. Then there the numerous slack-jawed Garda who tried to threaten people who had wrote critical pieces about Cork City’s general backwardness.
   
   When a complaint was made about Pamela O’Sullivan, an inbred mongrel who works for Boots the Chemist, three Garda called to the complainant in an attempt to intimidate him.
   
   And two Garda called to a man’s home and threatened him when he complained about staff in Cork College of Commerce.
   
   A complaint was made to the Garda Ombudsman about these two but, naturally enough, they were found to have done nothing wrong.
   
   The good people of Cork, and the Garda, don’t like it when complaints are made about their grade-inflated townsfolk.
   
   Especially when the complaints are directed to people outside of Ireland – as was the case with any complaints made about Boots the Chemist’s staff.
   
   Are you one of these?
   
6. Perhaps you might be the red-headed uniformed thug who was encountered snarling and baring his teeth at pedestrians at 7:30am one morning.
   
   Was he upset at having to stand at the traffic lights in order to keep the local inbreeds from crashing the red lights?
   
   Or maybe the paddy Garda uniform gave him a sense of omnipotence, and he thus viewed it as his right to intimidate citizens with his Nazi like antics?
   
   Is this arsehole you?
   
7. Or maybe you’re the male Garda in Anglesea St who refused to hear a complaint from a citizen at about 8:30am on a recent summer morning.
   
   The citizen in question had attempted to make a complaint about the moronic postmaster (Darragh Wiseman) who runs the post office in Albert Road, Cork City.
   
   This idiotic and unstable postmaster had threatened said citizen, to wit, ‘I’m gonna get people to beat the shite out of you’.
   
   This threat was in correlation with other vile abuse that the postmaster directed towards the citizen.
   
   The abuse and threat was issued because Mr. Wiseman was upset regarding a complaint that was made about him, and also because his post office was criticised online.
   
   And what way does the Garda in Anglesea Street react when the citizen attempts to get this dealt with?
   
   He initially acts with a subdued aggression and then says that he ‘has no time to hear or deal with the complaint on this particular morning’.
   
   He then goes on to tell the citizen to ‘leave and that he’ll call out to him at a later date’.
   
   In his own Irish way he made it quite clear that he had no interest in hearing or doing anything about the complaint in question.
   
   Obviously this Garda was annoyed because the complaining citizen had been publicly critical of the moronic Cork-Kerry postmaster and other Cork City imbeciles.
   
   And he obviously also thought it alright for threats and abuse to be directed towards him.
   
   Could this prick be you?

As you can see, it’s confusing to figure who you might be, as Cork City is bursting at the seams with backward uniformed Neanderthals. Is it not Mr KoalaBear?

Below are just some of Garda KoalaBears’ comments:

#Angelsea Street, Cork has left a new comment on your post "CORK COLLEGE OF COMMERCE AND A SHAMELESSLYDEBAUCH...":  You might drop into us again on this Friday, May 5. Important you do.

#Garda KoalaBear has left a new comment on your post "Anne O’Brien displays herself to be aNeanderthal ...": Don't worry. We see everything. We know what he's up to. It's just all about timing. We wait.

#Garda KoalaBear has left a new comment on your post "CORK COLLEGE OF COMMERCE AND A SHAMELESSLYDEBAUCH...": I'm watching.