Ulster Bank, 88 Patrick St, Cork City, Ireland

Bank's bodily-challenged receptionist immediately became aggressive

Banks in Cork City are nearly always staffed by

spitting and snarling mongrels.

A customer went here on a Monday and lodged a cheque in the fast-lodgement slot. And having had bother with moronic staff in this branch before (as is typical of Cork businesses) he doubly ensured that his details (account number) was entered correctly on the lodgement envelope.

The following Wednesday while withdrawing from an ATM he noticed that Monday’s lodgement had not been credited to his account.

He returned to check why this was so and, as a consequence, endured one hour of Oirish mongrelism in this branch of Ulster Bank.

He entered and approached the receptionist’s1 desk and when he mentioned why he was there the diminutive bodily-challenged female receptionist immediately became belligerent.

She displayed character traits and a mentality that’d be shameful to feeding hyenas. The little Cork or Kerry bastard first tried to tell the customer that he must have deposited the cheque in a different bank.

When sternly told that the deposit had been made there she reluctantly went to check the deposit envelopes – Ulster Bank keep all fast deposit envelops until the end of each week, probably for cases like this where deposits are stolen or go missing.

The inbred moron returned a few minutes later and aggressively stated that no deposit had been made, and of this she was certain because there was no envelope with the customer’s name on it.

The bitches in Cork and Kerry might soon give birth to

sprogs with the temperament of this fellow.

The customer – who was biting his lip very hard at this stage – answered by telling her that he was going to leave for 10 minutes, and that when he returned he expected her to have located the lodgement or to have found out what happened to it.

He returned ten to fifteen minutes later and the piece-of-shit receptionist, with an antagonistic attitude, still insisted no deposit had been made.

The client answered by letting the inbred paddy-bitch know what he thought of her and then contacted the manager.

The check was located and deposited in his account the next day. It would be assumed that the unintelligent aggressive paddy-bitch had lodged this cheque in the wrong account. But knowing Oireland, like we do, it’s also very possible that the dumb bitch tried to steal it.

Whatever the reason she tried, like a cornered hyena, to cover it up and protect herself – and in the process, like the typical Cork/Kerry inbred, assumed others to be complete idiots. This customer has also encountered this type of inbred backward-shit in two other Ulster Bank branches in Ireland: one in Eyre Square, Galway city, and the other in Athlone, Co Westmeath.

A letter of complaint, regarding the Cork bitch, to Ulster Bank’s headquarters in Belfast went unanswered – I really believe that because of the atrocious personnel they are forced to hire in the republic that they’ve completely lost interest.

To paraphrase a US executive regarding Irish employees, ‘they turn up looking for work with superb examine results, and within days prove that they couldn’t have got these grades honestly2.

It’s no wonder that Ulster Bank was recently forced to close 20 branches in the Republic of Ireland – because of mentally unstable employees who couldn’t wipe their own butts without getting shit up to their elbows?

When he had the problem with the bank sorted out he experienced more bullshit from a local Garda detective (Irish Police). This detective trolls online using the name KoalaBear and he was upset because he found a critical review of the incident had been posted on the Internet – this is Oireland where they act like the Zimbabwean security forces.

And of course Garda KoalaBear was upset and would have liked if the posting was removed. Perhaps the manager of Ulster Bank induced him to attempt this? We think that what really incensed him was that there was nothing illegal in the offending review; the same can be said about numerous other reviews that KoalaBear and his cronies get annoyed about.

Alas he couldn’t take it to court, but that’s neither here or there as this is fucking Ireland and these people have a reputation for stupidity, a reputation that they fully intend keeping.
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1It’s the receptionist’s job in this branch to credit fast deposits to the correct accounts.

2In Oireland grade-inflation and examine cheating is endemic – and we mean inflation to the extent of 40% and 50%.